If the offense doesn't start performing pronto, we'll begin ritualistically sacrificing first basemen.
In lieu of drawing straws, Giambi, Betemit, Duncan, and Ensberg will exchange forearm bashes. First one to wince lays on the altar.
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We could just draw straws for order, and lose them all.
I doubt Jorge is going to throw this year. If he plays it will be 1st or DH. Lose the rest of these guys and keep the AG.
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. Herm Albright (1876 - 1944)
by Cbeck3 on May 13, 2008 12:55 AM EDT 0 recs
If that works...
then maybe the Rockies can do the same thing pitching wise minus Cook & Francis.
"Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great." -Jimmy Dougan (Tom Hanks) "A League of Their Own"
by Tulowitzki Rox on May 13, 2008 3:46 AM EDT 0 recs
Start with Giambi
Start with Giambi! We have needed him without A-Rod and Jorge and he has responded by batting .177.
by BillZe on May 13, 2008 4:29 PM EDT 0 recs
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