“Babe Ruth, greatest baseball player to ever play the game. He had a voice box. He was the first American to have a voice box. Yeah! “[VB] This is Babe Ruth, the Sultan of Swat, the Bambino, I smoke twenty-five God damn cuban cigars a day. I had meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I fucked eighteen prostitutes a night! ‘course, I’m dead now. I’m up here in heaven. Lou Gehrig is up here with me. God love Lou Gehrig. Jesus Christ, poor Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig’s disease. How the hell did he not see that coming? You know. We used to tell him, Lou, there’s a disease with your name all over it, pal! There ain’t no Babe Ruth disease, I’ll tell you that much right now. Have a hot dog and a Hummer. Go ahead, it’s on me.” ~ Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer