The following players are worse than Miguel Cairo
I don't think ol' Miguel needs much of an introduction around these parts. Cairo batted .239 in 222 ABs in another stellar season for the Yanks. He has quietly become the best .230 hitter in the history of baseball, an undisputed fact.
The following people had worse batting averages, and are thus worse than Miguel Cairo:
Jason Varitek .238
Alex Cora .238
Joey Gathright .238
Tony Batista .236 (the best .236 hitter in the league)
Juan Uribe .235
Morgan Ensberg .235
Brandon Fahey .235
Angel Berroa .234
Adam Dunn .234
Sidney Ponson .231
Brad Ausmus .230
Jeromy Burnitz .230
Vinny Castilla .229
Bobby Crosby .229
Now I know nobody was stupid enough to doubt that Miguel Cairo is better than Adam Dunn, but now you have undeniable proof! And this is just a small sample of the top-quality players that Cairo snubs when they ask for his autograph.
By all means, please discuss.
This post was proudly funded by the Miguel Cairo for Yankees 2007 campaign.
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by onehitwonder @ Pinstripe Alley on Dec 4, 2006 5:59 PM EST reply actions
Better than Adam Dunn, eh?
I really hope this was extremely sarcastic, because if it's not, it's extremely stupid.
To even think
Poor Brad Ausmus
Ponson
Tell that to Cecil Fielder.
Fielder
by SP on Dec 5, 2006 11:32 AM EST up reply actions
Maybe his right butt cheek was 250...
Ok
"Listed at 250 pounds but one must wonder what would happen if he put his other foot on the scale." --Bill James
by SP on Dec 5, 2006 3:45 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe they are talking
Hey come on now
by detroit yankee on Dec 5, 2006 4:51 PM EST up reply actions
Noone puts their real weight in those things...
by Edwantsacracker on Dec 6, 2006 1:30 AM EST up reply actions
Cairo's to be honored with a plague
Un-named sources add that the plague will hang in the clubhouse next to the late Pete Sheehy's plague.
WAY TO GO COMPADRE!

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